My name is Richie, and I’m different. I love to be the center of attention. I’m probably the most entertaining thing that happens to folks all night. I know how to live and I’m not afraid to say what’s on my mind. You want to have fun? Stick close to me and be ready for adventure. I might say something to get us in trouble so I hope you have my back when crap goes down. Now, if you’re done whining about what other people might think of you, let’s get down to business.
Tying the knot is nerve wrecking for most guys, you’re not alone. Whether you’re getting married or need help planning your bros bachelor party, I’ll be the Xanax you pop to handle things with a clear mind. I’m going to make sure you look great, feel prepared and have a blast. I’m going to walk you through it all: fashion, dealing with cold feet, honeymoon plans, handling your alcohol, what to look for in a strip club… No topic will go left untouched.
If you’re anything like me, you don’t like to read much. I’m going to keep things simple, interesting and relevant. My blogs and articles will have original, eye-popping pictures, games, opinions, expert advice, simple how-to tutorials, ect. Let’s leave the reading to the girls… we need more time to play video games. I’m a first-person shooter man, myself.
Little disclaimer to the women: this section is for men. It’s probably best that you don’t bother reading my blogs and articles. Honestly, you ladies will have a lifetime with him. Who am I to stand in the way of your man feminization process.. Just give me the next few months. In that time, I’ll have him ACTUALLY caring about ya’ll’s wedding, where most men want to say “Let’s just get this over with.”
Men: there’s no reason that you can’t enjoy your wedding as much as your bride does. In a few years, you won’t just have a wedding album that’s collecting dust. No, you’ll be so proud of the memories that you’ll have pictures blown up in to posters to remind you of how flippin’ amazing you looked on your wedding day. Certainly wouldn’t hurt if you also made a smaller wallet sized picture, too. Clip that one to the treadmill as inspiration to shed off all those extra beers your gut accumulated… Just sayin, dude, seriously.