Well Groomed: Tungsten Wedding Rings
Rings are an accessory to me. Though I’m single, I would wear them around in public on my left-hand ring-finger for the hell of it. Many times I enjoy making things awkward with a strange girl and accuse her of hitting on a married man. Awe, life is grand when you shock people. If I WERE to get married, I’d give a little more thought as to what ring I would want to wear to signify eternal unity.
Tungsten wedding rings are pretty bad-ass. I think if I were going to wear a wedding ring, it should be made of a material that is going to survive a nuclear war. Tungsten is virtually indestructible which means it won’t get scratched up. This metal has the highest melting point of ALL elements known to man (6,192 °F) which could sit around chilling in molten lava (1,292 to 2,192 °F) and not even break a sweat. Who wouldn’t want a ring made of the same material used in radiation shielding, body armor piercing ammunition, cannon shells, grenades, missiles and supersonic shrapnel?… Did you just have a mangasm there too?
I’m going to keep this blog short. I picked a few of my favorite Tungsten wedding rings for y’all to check out. I think they look manly and practical. By the way, I may have lied about the nuclear war thing: 6,192°F <18 million°F.
1. 8MM Pipe Cut Tungsten Wedding Ring, Retail $249.99, Sale price $56.99. Ring Ninja
2. Diamond Carved Wedding Band in Palladium, Retail price $1960.00. Sale price $980.00.
3. Unique Wedding Band Comfort-Fit in Platinum (8.5mm) Retail price $2,720.00. Sale price $1,220.00.